Post by floyd on Jul 13, 2011 19:10:51 GMT -5
Hey Bill,
:)You are absolutely correct about how lazy the Navy is.
For 8 years I've been in the Navy and "we don't do" a God damn thing except float around in the ocean. "Its fucking awesome".
We practice and do drills, but that’s all we do.
Being in the Navy I've been to Brazil, Hawaii, Japan, The Phillipines, Austrailia, and Italy. And fucked "Whore's" from each place.
My job at that time was a Janitor-and I learned how to drive an Aircraft Carrier.
Seals and Divers are the only sailors that work.
-Seals are crazy.
-Divers are cool because I saw that Diver comedy where Robert DeNiro makes PG-13 racial slurs at Cuba Gooding Jr.
I was going to join the Army but when I walked into the Navy recruiting office I saw a sailor at one desk playing videogames on his laptop, the Chief at the other desk was practicing his put swing, and the Faty-Fat sailor who was my recruiter was eating 2 footlong meatball sandwiches from subway.
Once they showed me naked pictures of all the Lady's of the evening they banged overseas, I wanted to grow up and be just like them.
Because of the Navy Im happily over weight with a hot asian wife with a steady paycheck. And I haven't been in any Combat. Take it easy Bill.
:)You are absolutely correct about how lazy the Navy is.
For 8 years I've been in the Navy and "we don't do" a God damn thing except float around in the ocean. "Its fucking awesome".
We practice and do drills, but that’s all we do.
Being in the Navy I've been to Brazil, Hawaii, Japan, The Phillipines, Austrailia, and Italy. And fucked "Whore's" from each place.
My job at that time was a Janitor-and I learned how to drive an Aircraft Carrier.
Seals and Divers are the only sailors that work.
-Seals are crazy.
-Divers are cool because I saw that Diver comedy where Robert DeNiro makes PG-13 racial slurs at Cuba Gooding Jr.
I was going to join the Army but when I walked into the Navy recruiting office I saw a sailor at one desk playing videogames on his laptop, the Chief at the other desk was practicing his put swing, and the Faty-Fat sailor who was my recruiter was eating 2 footlong meatball sandwiches from subway.
Once they showed me naked pictures of all the Lady's of the evening they banged overseas, I wanted to grow up and be just like them.
Because of the Navy Im happily over weight with a hot asian wife with a steady paycheck. And I haven't been in any Combat. Take it easy Bill.
