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Post by Boris on May 19, 2010 12:15:54 GMT -5
Balls on a dog - "I'm pro dog balls." ;D
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Post by chili palmer on May 31, 2010 18:36:33 GMT -5
"Is there anything tougher than a hockey player? Other then a single mother...who plays hockey."
"This (podcast) is gonna be a short one, sort of like that Guns n' Roses live album, except I'm not gonna drop the n-word."
"At this point I would work with the guy that directed Harry and the Hendersons."
"I respect the Yankee's past, you can't fuck with it, but I don't need to see Lou Gehrig talking about how he's sick and he feels lucky. First of all I don't buy it I think anyone can walk out in front of a crowd and just say how they feel lucky that they got this disease and act like they're john wayne dude you know he went to the dugout, cried in the fetal position, lashed out of god and was like "Why the fuck... I mean I'm doing sit-ups everyday I'm in great shape, why do I get this disease and that fat fuck Babe Ruth...he doesn't even have the decency to stop eating hot dogs during the goddamn game and look at him, he's banging prostitutes, and he can't even get the fucking clap and I got this shit?" I think that's the way it really went down, but I'm a little prejudice."
"If you actually go to Cinnabon, you should be put on suicide watch cause your just trying to kill yourself."
"I want topless pictures sent to me, and me only."
"Anybody wanna hook up with that girl Pink? There's something hot about her but she's built like a full back."
"(on his old truck) The engine was facing forward, it wasn't sitting sideways like some slut on a horse trying to pretend like she hasn't banged everybody on the prairie."
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Post by rhyshole on Jun 18, 2010 21:49:26 GMT -5
Jimmy Cucumber = Bono
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Post by remus on Jun 21, 2010 11:22:48 GMT -5
Cunt
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Post by christianatheist on Jun 25, 2010 1:15:14 GMT -5
"Another dude could just turn around and I could get <br> -Totally acceptable!" =BB (I believe in reference to the youtube vid of the girl getting leg-swept =-<br> www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrA9lpiwBdM
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Post by rivcyko on Mar 21, 2011 17:48:53 GMT -5
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Post by Josh on Apr 16, 2011 3:33:15 GMT -5
YO you tell table 22 that table 26 said SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Post by j on Apr 19, 2011 20:52:25 GMT -5
"Bill Burr starts his podcast, Part 2."
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Post by rivcyko on Apr 26, 2011 17:54:25 GMT -5
" Whoooooo!!! Fucking street! Right, left, right,...it's awesome! I can relate to YOU!"
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