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Post by nocturnalsanchez on May 4, 2010 21:15:09 GMT -5
I was born and currently live in San Antonio and Bill Nailed it when he called it The answer to Sacramento. I have lived all over the country and the level of stupid here is astounding. Quote from Animal House from Dean Wormer to Flounder "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life." You must live on the southside. Here in San Antonio, your practically living in Mexico dumb ass what do you think you'd fine, of course theirs nothing but Mexicans who drink and are overweight(just like everywhere else). If you lived all over the country like ur some big shot, then stay the fuck outta south Texas...i have a feeling ur not mexican...i sure hope not cause i was always under the impression that other races, when having a opinion it would be somewhat intelligent(in this case funny)...guess not...btw DRUNK & STUPID would be rioting and looting just cause our Baseketball team won a championship which was never happend like ALL the other major cities Settle Down "Carlos" (wow, that even sounds racist coming from another Mexican). Yes, if that matters to you, I am an American of Mexican decent.I just figured with a handle of nocturnal sanchez, the population of San Antonio being upwards of 60 percent Mexican decent, and "White flight" growing exponentially, you could have done the Mexi-Math on that one. The comments I made where intended to be self-deprecating. I even laughed to myself because I didn't even see your post. To be fair, I could see how the could misconstrued if I suffered from raging narcissism. Here's a little wisdom that has served me well "Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups." I didn't join this forum to get into flame wars with the other members. To to honest I wasn't even going to respond but I have time to kill tonight. I didn't realize that living all over the country made me a "Big Shot". I thought I even played it down since I've lived all over the world. Simple explanation, former Marine, hence the travel. Now a disabled vet who the government flipped a quarter at and wished "Good Luck with that" then walked away. So I had to move back to San Antonio because it's the better of the shit holes I could afford to live. Brother I get it, I touched a nerve and if offended you I apologize. But let's be honest to the good people of this forum. The ONLY reason people don't riot after a Championship game is that Texas justice would be swift and hard. Leaving only an empty beer bottle and a pee stain where you once stood. Prison sentences are no joke here and it's common knowledge. I have to be honest with you too man. If your criteria for an awesome city is not rioting after the big win then I would argue that your bar is not only low but perhaps buried a couple of inches into the ground. You should get out more....alot more.
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Post by remus on May 4, 2010 22:10:02 GMT -5
So how does one become "the intern" to a stand up comic...and does Bill at least give you gas money?
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Post by murra on May 5, 2010 21:29:01 GMT -5
Buffalo ny is the best of the 6th tier of cities? Is that because we have no stand-up clubs?
Bill, how many times have you been to Buffalo?
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Post by skippy on Sept 21, 2010 21:00:20 GMT -5
Wagga Wagga is the best city in the world, hands down. I'll bet nobody here can name even one bad thing about it. Welcome to Wagga Wagga ,on the left there goes the horse. And if you want to see the other side of town stand on your roof, one of the many benifits of living on the worlds flattest flood plains.
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Post by niceinrehabdave on Sept 21, 2010 23:48:07 GMT -5
At least I live in a better Newark than New Jersey, or so I hear, out here in California.
And I know either me or one of the other voices in my head has done this and since I love being a hypocrite and all, does anyone really read a post on here that is more than 100 words? I bet some fellow fancunts would have wrote longer, more emotional essays in school if our cuntlord Burr was teaching the class. After starting to read a couple of the novel-length rants and responses on here, I just said fuck it, logged out, and moved on to porn for better dialogue alone. It ain't Shakespeare like on here, but hey, I don't see any hot sluts fuckin' on the message boards and now I think I'm breaking the 100 word mark. Shit.
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Post by Joe Morgan on Sept 22, 2010 18:11:01 GMT -5
Dallas/Fort Worth Texas
Why? Because while the rest of you whiny bitches complain about bad nightspots we are busy living the high life. There are 2 lexus cars in every driveway, housing is cheap, food is plentiful, Six flags- wet n wild- baseball- basketball- hockey- football- museums- nightclubs and the motherfuckin state fair of Texas is all here! Not to mention people from the metroplex are such unbearable assholes OTHER TEXANS hate us. When your the most arrogant of an arrogant state that's an accomplishment.
So if you don't think Dallas/Fort Worth is the place to be respect this. How many other cites have their own theme song and classic TV show?
From fame to infamy we do everything big in the metroplex
/thread
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Post by jrlsage on Sept 22, 2010 18:33:26 GMT -5
I live in NYC. It is good. That is all.
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Post by jrlsage on Sept 22, 2010 18:34:33 GMT -5
Yo Joe, I am going to be in Dallas next week. Where are the spots...and any dope comedy spots/ open mics. I wanna work a set in a city i never been in before.
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Post by Joe Morgan on Sept 22, 2010 18:50:01 GMT -5
Lower Greenville in Dallas is always jumping. Also check out the west end of downtown. Most people/hotel workers know where that's at. Since its still warm I would say get outside while your there take in a rangers game and sit in the all you can eat section.
Eat at Pappados. There seafood is top notch and they got a great selection of liquor and beer
As for comedy. We have a lot of the same generic spots as every major metro area. But if your lucky there are a shit load of large auditoriums for major comics and pretty much people are there all of the time. Look online at the nokia theatre, the starplex, pizza hut park and the American airlines center
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Post by jrlsage on Sept 22, 2010 19:05:35 GMT -5
Yeah... I had Pappadauex in Houston when I was there 2 years ago. Swore I was coming back for alligator legs. I know I am hitting up dickies too. That BBQ is off the change.
I was hoping to grab a Rangers game one night( I still got to work). Hotel is right by the airport...is the stadium around there?
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Post by carlos on Sept 22, 2010 19:21:46 GMT -5
San Antonio "The mecca of Basketball" 4 RINGS BITCHEZ
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Post by niceinrehabdave on Sept 23, 2010 2:58:00 GMT -5
Newark, CA has a lot to offer tourists, like the location of the murder of transgender teen Gwen Araujo and being the hometown to Christopher Titus and Len Weisman, husband of Kate Beckinsale and director of the horrible Underworld flicks and the even more awful Live Free or Die Hard. Newark, Cali is the shit son!
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Post by rajonrondo on Sept 23, 2010 8:54:39 GMT -5
Once Shaq lobs the ball to me and vice versa, ya'll will see what city is superior. Chicago can have Tibs , we got gangstas like Jermaine, Marquis, and Baby.
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Post by carlos on Sept 23, 2010 9:52:49 GMT -5
Once Shaq lobs the ball to me and vice versa, ya'll will see what city is superior. Chicago can have Tibs , we got gangstas like Jermaine, Marquis, and Baby. Cant wait to see Shaq get owned by a thinner Tim Duncun, a rested Ginobli and Parker plus Tiago Splitter....The Celtics are doing what the Spurs thought would work...get old ass players to try and win a ring. Boston will barely make the playoffs!
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Post by camus on Sept 23, 2010 18:08:46 GMT -5
i'm in austin, tx. this place is fucking ridiculously trendy. not a big fan of the folks here but the job is decent enough. so, i stay for a while.
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